posted 10 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 9:09 am with 325,905 notes

lady-socrates:

alongcameatom:

daintylolihime:

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem

don’t insult your kids, it’s damaging and ruins their self esteem and makes you a shitty person

lets be honest here how many parents do you think are on tumblr? 

the question is: 

how many FUTURE parents are on tumblr? At least some, and then it matters

posted 18 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 9:01 am with 2,172 notes

so-strange-in-your-perfect-world:

Cosplays that make you wonder if people are real or not.

posted 22 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 8:57 am with 473,706 notes
Levels of Tumblr.

constantine-spiritworker:

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

sUPER HELLA DRAGON YES

(Source: toucher)

posted 26 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 8:53 am with 7,149 notes

                                                           Killing  is  an   art

  When you enter the battlefield, let your knife be the brush.

                                                         And the ground beneath a canvas.

                       Use the {blood} of your enemies to create a terrifying….

                                                    Masterpiece.

(Source: fourthsurvivor)

posted 32 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 8:46 am with 21,328 notes
Send my muse one of the following! (Kissing)

rpmememaker:

  • "A kiss on the cheek, perhaps?"
  • "Come on, kiss my lips!"
  • "Your lipgloss looks delicious."
  • "My stomach hurts. Kiss it better?"
  • "Kiss your prince/princess’s hand."
  • "You’d better kiss my feet."
  • "There is nothing funny about being kissed on the hand!"
  • "Your neck’s really sensitive…"
  • "Kiss me somewhere dirty."
  • "What a nice squeak, I think I’ll bite that spot again."
  • "A-ah! Don’t bite there…"
posted 34 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 8:44 am with 869 notes
Smut Sentence Starters

smut-101:

★ This cock isn’t going to suck itself, you know?

★ Can you hand me a towel? I’m a little wet.

★ You want to have sex here? What if someone catches us?

★ Let me show you why we should stay in bed.

★ I see you started without me.

★ It seems I forgot to wear any underwear tonight.

★ Hate me all you want. You can’t deny how good the sex is.

★ Wanna taste?

★ You look tense. Let me help you relax.

★ Less talking. More fucking.

posted 44 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 8:34 am with 5 notes
Kid: oh my dad Justin you are so annoying go fuck yourself with a chainsaw
Justin:
Kid:
Kid:
Kid:
Kid:
Kid: nO WAIT
posted 45 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 8:34 am with 38,464 notes
Send me a ╰☆╮ and…

broken-clan:

  • 1st Person gets: A gentle hug
  • 2nd Person getsA night out
  • 3rd Person gets: to see my muse naked (results may vary)
  • 4th Person getsA heartfelt confession
  • 5th Person getsTo see my muse cry
  • 6th Person getsChained to my muse for three days
  • 7th Person gets:  to kill my muse

(Source: )

posted 50 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 8:29 am with 4,364 notes

imagine-your-oc:

Imagine your OC slamming into a sliding glass door, and another one of your OC’s laughing at them. 

posted 54 minutes agoJul 24, 2014, 8:25 am with 30 notes
deathscythe-evans:

 
posted 12 hours agoJul 23, 2014, 9:19 pm with 10,227 notes
SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MY MUSE TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (Heartbreak version)
posted 12 hours agoJul 23, 2014, 9:08 pm with 6,414 notes
SEND ME TWO CHARACTERS AND I’LL TELL YOU WHICH ONE MINE WOULD SAVE FROM CERTAIN DEATH

discordtrolls:

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posted 12 hours agoJul 23, 2014, 8:23 pm with 4,661 notes
My muse is thrashing and screaming in their sleep. How does your muse react?
posted 12 hours agoJul 23, 2014, 8:23 pm with 3,869 notes
Put “Fluff please” in my inbox and I’ll generate a number and write a fluffy starter for our muses based on what you get

inboxstuff:

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posted 12 hours agoJul 23, 2014, 8:23 pm with 11,584 notes
Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.

(Source: rivursong)

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